MY WORKOUT ROUTINE!!!!!!!

i swear if i hear ANY of you ask me this one more time i WILL come to smite you

MY ROUTINE!!!!!

VERY BENEFICIAL AND LEGIT. TRUST!!!!!!!!
okok so it goes like...

pushups (20x)

wallsit (60s)

squats (20x)

planks (60s)

fast walk?? galloping??????? (IDK IT'S A HABIT???? LIKE 2 HOURS OR SOMETHING)

standing wood chops (40x)

bicycle crunches (40x)

air hold things???? bascially u lie on ur back and pretend ure holding onto something and raise ur neck (60s)

MY OWN FAQ!?!?!??!?!!!?!??!?!?!?31//1/1/1/

ok i lied. this is NOT a faq. MY SITE. MY RULES. so like... i do these whenever i want. i try to do them everyday... but you know... sometimes i'm a bit silly and get a little sick or sever a limb so i just don't, y'know... also, diet? THERE IS NO DIET!!!! DIETS ARE A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm joking i skip food and i eat minimal sugar and calories... that's basically it. yeahhh i'm so cool